A delightful features of hockey the musical theme that plays following the horn sounding a successful goal.
It’s good to have something up-beat & celebratory for the tune, a local relevance or affinity is a plus. How well did the competing nations of the Olympics fair in their horn sound selection? Below are the samples and my thoughts, alphabetized based on their names in English:
CANADA
Couple things to get out of the way here: despite the recent rough patch in our national relations, I love Canada and will always love Canada, and have a profound reverence for its culture and people. Canada introduced the world to poutine and Hockey itself, and is second to none in its donut culture.
With that out of the way, I note that Canada has a strong stable of significant, hard-driving anthems that most cultures and people throughout history can only aspire to:
Guess Who, Rush, Tragically Hip, Neil; all have huge catalogues of driving anthems. Instead they chose the Sheepdogs ‘Feeling Good.’
Sorry, this beat sounds like a recycled Norman Greenbaum tune. Not worthy of a squad with Crosby, McDavid, or MacKinnon on it. If Seth Jarvis scores on the USA tomorrow morning, the Hockey Night in Canada theme would be a superior sound.
https://youtu.be/DVH8fcHVlAE?si=02bji-lnDmR9qiTD
CZECHIA
Don’t know much about the Walda Gang, but dig the driving beat and horse shouting. I’d imagine Pastrňák or Necas really enjoyed hearing this whenever they scored. An entire NHL home season’s worth of this anthem might be a bit much for a fan but among the more solid choices of this Olympics.
DENMARK
Denmark’s ‘Vi er dem’ by Kim Larsen is the first in the alphabetic series that has a touch of Eurovision to it. It’s fun. The translated lyrics to the song are somewhat ominous:
We are the ones the others are not allowed to play with
Vi er dem, de andre ikke må lege med
We are the bad company
Vi er det dårlige selskab
We have a weak character and a cheap imagination
Vi har en svag karakter og en billig fantasi
It’s good that we were born
Det’ da godt, at vi blev født
Before the abortion it became free
Før aborten den blev fri
Sounded good when Ehlers scored despite the off-putting back side of the chorus.
FINLAND
Finland is known for its death metal, and while VilleGalle’s ‘Peto on irtie’ turns out to be a punchy pop song, according to my google-foo it translates to ‘the beast is loose’ and I think that aligns nicely with the death metal idiom even if this is much easier to dance to. Well done Suomi for delivering one of the better anthems this Olympics.
FRANCE
Ok, points for the African beats, but TR3NACRIA’s La Foule (Le Monde Club) sounds like a jewelry commercial. Next.
GERMANY
Germany has Peter Schilling’s ‘Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst)’ and I gotta say I’m a little confused and sad when I listen to this.
Let’s turn to the lyrics:
There it is, thoroughly checked
Gründlich durchgecheckt steht sie da
And waits for the start, all clear
Und wartet auf den Start, alles klar
Experts argue about some data
Experten streiten sich um ein paar Daten
The crew still has a few questions
Die Crew hat da noch ein paar Fragen
But the countdown is on
Doch der Countdown läuft
Effectiveness determines actions
Effektivität bestimmt das Handeln
You rely blindly on the other person
Man verlässt sich blind auf den andern
Everyone knows exactly what depends on them
Jeder weiß genau, was von ihm abhängt
Y’all are welcome to help me out in the comments.
ITALY
Italy pumps Gabry Ponte’s Tutta L’Italia after the goals. It was only heard 4 times this Olympics. As a man descended from a line of Italian musicians, I am not sad about that.
LATVIA
Latvia’s theme has a Billy Joel sing-along vibe. Points for the vibe. Can’t really piece together who sang this song (Marhils, Dons, Muktupāvels, Fomins, Kaukulis un Čakste, ‘Par Latviju’), but I think its about Latvia so props to Latvia if they have a pub song.
SLOVAKIA
Are you still with me, because if you are, its time to talk about Slovensko’s squad, making it to the semis; they played hard. And how about their sweet uniforms? Easily the sharpest looking of the dozen this year.
Their horn-tune is Ščamba’s ‘Tak, tak, tak + A ja taka dzivočka’. I visited Bratislava almost 15 years ago. Great city, great people. Bring back HC Slovan Bratislava. This song checks out.
SWEDEN
No thank you.
SWITZERLAND
Swiss have Stubete Gäng / Richi. I’d like to take back half the things I said about the Canadian horn anthem.
USA
Ok, we’ve made it to the 12th and final theme song.
I will cop to being more of an Allman’s guy, myself, but I have to say to the dude that has been coming to 2/3rds of all live concerts the last 50 years screaming ‘FREEBIRD!!!’: ‘Strange agitated confused person yelling ‘FREEBIRD!!!,’ you have a point when it comes to the Scorcese part of the song.’ This part whips and there is no denying it.
This would be the perfect horn song for any bird-themed NHL teams. Alas for the Atlanta Thrashers, they picked a Motley Crue song, which is probably why Atlanta shed a second NHL team to a mid-market Canadian town after already losing the Flames. Incidentally, the Flames picked TNT by AC/DC. Should have picked Skynyrd, ATL.
Will ‘Freebird’ be heard more often than ‘Feeling Good’ tomorrow? Only time will tell.










































































































































































































